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★ “The memes are fantastic and will make players laugh, cry and become angry. It’s s0 full of win because this game IS teh int3r7ub3s!” – iPhone in Canada

★ “It’s vaguely terrifying.” – Kotaku

★ “It’s about time that someone paid tribute to all the wonderful memes that 21st century life would be so pointless without.” – Unthinkable

Brace yourself for an iPhone lolpocalypse! In teh internets you travel through the wilds of the net in your roflcopter collecting adorable lolcats, dodging annoying popup windows, and feeding the trolls cheezburgers in this action-arcade cyberspace-shooter time reaction game. Expect to get smashed with internet memes.

Objects in the world of teh internets include:

• Adorable lolcats
• Obnoxious popup windows
• Average trolls (get smaller when you feed them)
• Viruses (virii?)
• Ruthless trolls (get bigger when you feed them)
• Flaming trolls (get bigger and shoot insults at you)
• Firewalls
• Lollerskaters (for extra lives!)

teh internets uses OpenFeint for global leaderboards and achievements! There are a total of 23 achievements to unlock, ranging from “n00bs first lolcat”, to “i can has cheezburger”, to “imma let you finish!”; and there are 9 different leaderboards to compete on. ZOMG this game is the awesome sauce.